Cerveza Salada and Machete Company join forces to create a good reincarnated Christ. They combine extraordinary forces to crush those who refuse to admit they smell like cuckoo. The old-fashioned ones writhe in their tears because they are aware of the impending disaster.
Do you want to win one of the exclusive Machete Company baseball jackets? Do you want Muchacho to make you a meme? Maybe what you want is to have a good shag in the dark, maybe you want to win a trip to Cáceres with your grandparents on a bus, but what we offer you here is cream designed in wood-fired ovens with naked women and muscular men.
How to enter? Upload a photo using (the values of the revolutionary Machete Company) the hashtag #machetecs to any of these 4 social networks:
-Facebook -Surfergarage -Instagram -Twitter
#machetecs is what pops panties and fly-buttons!!!
What are its values? You can check out its values on our website (www.machetecompany.es) or we can tell you about them briefly while we tell you that you're out for not knowing what we're talking about.
A sincere note from the manufacturer Machete Company: The photos are valid for everything except Cristiano Ronaldo, Kelly Slater, stand-up paddle, Belén Esteban or Mecano.
Even better, if you use images of motorcycles before they're wrecked, women in latex, just deaths, dry blood on abandoned bricks, skate parks full of junkies, half-empty glasses with human debris, human cannonballs, cars used for chases, sunsets without sun in Scotland, apes unaware they're being photographed, girls who love their bad boys, nights of mezcal, and everything you can see related to Machete Company and Cerveza Salada.
We unite because a machete and a whore always go hand in hand. Verse 5:34 of Amorous Sincerity from the Old Sacrament. The gorilla dance begins, this is just the beginning; in the coming days, an ideal world with a sexual revolution will arrive.
Keep uploading photos!
Are you afraid and from Podemos? Do you surf competitively? We don't care, win and enjoy, this is not a run-of-the-mill website, use Machete Company.
Think things over this Monday and hit #machetecs
We are jungle!!!